I have 9 beautiful planets standing before me, but I only have 8 photos in my hands; sorry Pluto you are out of the running to become the Solar System’s Next Top Planet
(Source: humortrain)
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dismissed.
this is the greatest thing ever omg
(Source: newyrye)
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OMYGOD
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
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whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
(Source: roleykatsu)
I have 9 beautiful planets standing before me, but I only have 8 photos in my hands; sorry Pluto you are out of the running to become the Solar System’s Next Top Planet